Today is Bud Spencer day - as stated by the Queen of England. Bud Spencer day isn't just a day of fine rememberance, no. One with such an ill informed grasp of this special day might find himself or herself in an over crowded detention centre knee deep in hot soup.

Her majesty requires everyone to rent atleast ONE Bud Spencer movie (movies featuring Bud Spencer as well as Terence Hill are prefered). That is: ONE Bud Spencer movie per family/house. Please note that their "Spaghetti Westerns do for some fine viewing" and that if pressed, Her Majesty would admit that she is most fond of them.

Furthermore, citizens have from 6am to 11pm to find/rent/watch/ the movies. Bud Spencer Bootlegs are known to be frowned upon.

If one is found with no movie (or worse - an apathetic attitude towards the Day, the Queen and or Bud Spencer), Heads will roll. Such incidents have been scarce over the past view years, but the Queen is not afraid to make an example out of you.

Such an example  (1989) would be Mr. J Wilk from Aberdeen. When he was asked, during the imperial guard's routine checks, which Bud Spencer he would be watching, he replied with "Bud Spencer?". His reply got him a one way ticket to the Death House. Please bare in mind that this proclamation was relatively new back then, hence the strict enforcement.

In conclusion, please make haste to find your Bud Spencer movie. ONE Bud Spencer movie will grant you and your loved ones exemption from penalty.